bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA

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UGLY

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

noodlesonmyback:

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gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

firstgaycat:

why is this real image

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

asatireofasatireisstirring:

instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra

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