Asked for honey mustard and got honey. I didn’t even know this was an option.

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

onlylolgifs:

What GTA would look like in real life

thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

dirtylittledamsel:

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